"Every man, needs a woman in his life when his life is a mess. Because just like a game of Chess, The Queen protects the King.”

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19920109:

we got skeleton decorations in at my work

(Source: masoncheryl)


hilloween:

ezelsklap:

niallwardvevo:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

HE’S BACK

THE GOD

a prostitute

It’s nothing like watching a chick have a lowkey seizure when you got her cummin.

starslicer:

It’s like watching her ass short-circuit in front of you like….

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And you’re just sittin there watching like…

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"You alright? Need a few minutes? Want some water?"

Hahaha for Linda

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allghosting:

sweet-bitsy:

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this post literally gets me through everything and anything

It’s back


(Source: theinterviewmovie)

sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
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Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
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(Source: parkingstrange)


Wut

(Source: sexaulity)

officialfrenchtoast:

Battery: 30%

let me turn off my phone so I can use it later on

*turns phone back on*

Battery: 8%

what the fuck