7/29/2011 ;) the marking of the day when my life started being perfectTumblr (3.0; @throwinturtlesatbitches)http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwarnedyouicouldntnameablog.tumblr.com/post/47135987584/thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy">iwarnedyouicouldntnameablog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy.tumblr.com/post/47115677726/gaaraofsuburbia-athee-fille-musiqchild007">thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gaaraofsuburbia.tumblr.com/post/47018970164/athee-fille-musiqchild007-tctisi-it-all">gaaraofsuburbia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tctisi.tumblr.com/post/46891687877/it-all-makes-sense-now-gay-marriage-and-marijuana">tctisi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. <br/> Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.<br/> We were just misinterpreting it.</p> </blockquote> <p>WAIT</p> <p>20:13</p> <p><strong><em>2013</em></strong></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2109368a16b0399a9ec497326ac9f773/tumblr_inline_mkqp8i0wTX1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>THE BIBLE HAS PREDICTED IT</p> </blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/51088167806http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/51088167806Wed, 22 May 2013 15:43:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d955b0c3fa19f19015cdd9ffa95a45c/tumblr_mm8jr4P6DJ1r12oofo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jyu-vi0le-grace.tumblr.com/post/49539795853/ball-so-hard">jyu-vi0le-grace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ball so hard</p> </blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/51072254488http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/51072254488Wed, 22 May 2013 11:02:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ef895079476055bbbb8aaa036a22dd0/tumblr_ml4kk5lLdx1s40yobo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50737181078http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50737181078Sat, 18 May 2013 12:23:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f902f61e0c3115eb8f4ad98a471e17d8/tumblr_mmkxs7JNZw1qjcqmso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50180898190http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50180898190Sat, 11 May 2013 13:50:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6efaaaf0153bfdd7e500e32a918c7b2/tumblr_mlbpdcs59G1s5f11xo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50150611541/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50151744284http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50151744284Sat, 11 May 2013 03:50:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdujcsAXx41rbuoibo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alohakai.tumblr.com/post/49934317243/the-question-of-a-lifetime">alohakai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the question of a lifetime</p> </blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50105741872http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50105741872Fri, 10 May 2013 15:34:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00657a9924844a5867efcb175be24b45/tumblr_mmi1sdG4W71qfrg5po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sexedelicfloyd.tumblr.com/post/50102790473/hanniballecters-friendship-knitting" class="tumblr_blog">sexedelicfloyd</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hanniballecters.tumblr.com/post/49961221956/friendship-knitting-murder-omg">hanniballecters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Friendship, knitting, ….murder” </p> <p>omg</p> </blockquote> <p>Is this a thing</p></blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50105670921http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50105670921Fri, 10 May 2013 15:33:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63fd7a4ad231520671c4d9da9925ca5d/tumblr_mmlh96JHZO1s87cmvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50105635468http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50105635468Fri, 10 May 2013 15:33:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbo0ksDH9H1r9ouy2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50105544226http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50105544226Fri, 10 May 2013 15:31:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de59315ad5f28b3ddb778924c9cf9159/tumblr_mizzmslKcl1r42kl9o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d9f099a1f49c45d30bb34f691c0708e/tumblr_mizzmslKcl1r42kl9o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50105535140http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50105535140Fri, 10 May 2013 15:31:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e44b8e5a6e3cdf3206db3b8c154aafe6/tumblr_mmkqh3Uh331qkvbwso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/50093489651/source">did-you-kno</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.chem.ucla.edu/harding/cats.html#Cats%20and%20Publishing%20Physics%20Research">Source</a></p> </blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50105466120http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50105466120Fri, 10 May 2013 15:30:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1cbe4be8145a3cf9d676fd899d86b0bf/tumblr_mmdx9ynzC61qzmopno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/49780569944/this-may-be-the-filthiest-thing-i-have-ever-seen">nickholmes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This may be the filthiest thing I have ever seen. </p> </blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032684136http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032684136Thu, 09 May 2013 16:22:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maq29dJMiP1qek155o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maq29dJMiP1qek155o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thatsnotwatyourmomsaid.tumblr.com/post/49988772783/a-person-was-paid-to-write-this" class="tumblr_blog">thatsnotwatyourmomsaid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>a person was paid to write this</p></blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032530348http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032530348Thu, 09 May 2013 16:20:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac6171129de70c62030c54371f7120f5/tumblr_mk7fxtwsjM1qmwlnjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prepaidwifi.tumblr.com/post/46236797762/my-brother-made-a-hammock-and-has-been-watching">prepaidwifi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour</p> </blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032484881http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032484881Thu, 09 May 2013 16:20:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c7604d15f689f9abdcd9d5ac464dd4e/tumblr_mlzgv18ABF1rdes1jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miss-azura.tumblr.com/post/49949397693/gimme-souls-andrewgary-scott">miss-azura</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gimme-souls.tumblr.com/post/49938080927">gimme-souls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://andrewgary-scott.tumblr.com/post/49346432258/you-are-another-me-a-friend-took-this-pic-in">andrewgary-scott</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://you-are-another-me.tumblr.com/post/49122014348/a-friend-took-this-pic-in-arizona-usa-the">you-are-another-me</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><span class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" id="fbPhotoPageCaption"><span class="hasCaption">“A friend took this pic in Arizona USA. The meteorologists don’t have a name for it. <br/>Seems to be high energy to be in a Rainbow and a tornado!</span></span><span class="fbPhotoTagList" id="fbPhotoPageTagList"><span class="fcg"> ”</span></span></p> <p><span class="fbPhotoTagList"><span class="fcg">(source: </span></span><a href="https://www.facebook.com/pages/Council-of-World-Elders/253988914674219" id="js_7">Council of World Elders</a>)</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Oh my</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>lhjhcxgjhc</p> </blockquote> <p>All I could think of is the Bifrost.</p> </blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032286049http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032286049Thu, 09 May 2013 16:17:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db7090a153e0f6cb0bc6cf556ecac818/tumblr_mmjgngZYA41sq38yao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/50031430427/this-post-has-been-featured-on" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com/">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032177766http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032177766Thu, 09 May 2013 16:16:01 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ostracizedpoodle.tumblr.com/post/32559180541/life-has-never-given-me-lemons">ostracizedpoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>life has never given me lemons</p> </blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032111727http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032111727Thu, 09 May 2013 16:14:50 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metaphorically.tumblr.com/post/34050028404/i-was-crying-in-my-car-in-front-of-the-mcdonalds">metaphorically</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” </p> </blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032071466http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032071466Thu, 09 May 2013 16:14:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9f38392a95ad8fc25c04e526af6f4d9/tumblr_mmb0eu8EmA1qmtzqio1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-potter-tardis.tumblr.com/post/49993819018/the-summoner-helloamitumblingyet">the-potter-tardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-summoner.tumblr.com/post/49897304772/helloamitumblingyet-thew0lfm0ther-no-yes">the-summoner</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://helloamitumblingyet.tumblr.com/post/49836678848/thew0lfm0ther-no-yes">helloamitumblingyet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thew0lfm0ther.tumblr.com/post/49826052115/no">thew0lfm0ther</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>NO</p> </blockquote> <p>YES</p> </blockquote> <p>do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places,</p> <p>like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy,</p> <p>think i just blew my own mind,</p> </blockquote> <p>GOD DAMMIT. I AM 58361836% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE.</p> </blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032039412http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50032039412Thu, 09 May 2013 16:14:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maryjjoA8U1qh28hmo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maryjjoA8U1qh28hmo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thefunniestpost.com/post/50031587597/hysterical" class="tumblr_blog">thefunniestpost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/lve5Y">Hysterical!</a></p></blockquote>http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50031828343http://throwinturtlesatbitches.tumblr.com/post/50031828343Thu, 09 May 2013 16:11:03 -0400